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I think I'm a little in love with the Man-Nurse

Posted on 2009.29.06 at 09:50
where am I: Warwick, Roe Dyeland
How I feel about it all: amusedamused, and also terrified
Soundtrack: birds outside and my refrigerator
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I think you can drive this down the street and SHOOT BABIES AT PEOPLE..


Also, this? Needs to become an icon somewhere around immediately:


Comments:


Jess
aphephobia at 2009-06-29 14:54 (UTC) ()
It looks like one of those bizarre sex robot chairs. And the model doesn't look very impressed with it, either.

(And... OMFG: I can NOT imagine a more uncomfortable way to give birth. I mean, seriously. With the birth thing, I always found that movement and gravity were my friends.)
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-06-29 15:27 (UTC) ()
It looks like one of those bizarre sex robot chairs.

Complete with PreggoBot!woman!

And can't you just picture her speeding down the street, shooting rapid-fire babies at Nefarious Evildoers?
Mellita
loveneverfails at 2009-06-29 15:01 (UTC) ()
Oh, HELL NO. It looks like that chair from Star Wars where they're shooting at people in the Millenium Falcon. I wouldn't give birth in that thing if you paid me $50k. Angles ALL wrong. I mean, reposition her in your head so that she'd be standing on her feet and it doesn't look like a position that would work so well and OUCH perineum. Just BAD and WRONG!
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primroseburrows at 2009-06-29 15:31 (UTC) ()
Yeah, but it's Happy Medical blue-and-white! And when you bleed all over the place from third-degree tears? It makes things all patriotic!

winter is coming, so don't stab your sister
ceilidh at 2009-06-29 15:30 (UTC) ()
that looks like the thing Troi gave birth in in TNG season 2.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-06-29 15:31 (UTC) ()
I think it IS.
peacey at 2009-06-29 15:33 (UTC) ()
Huh. I'm kind of in love with a man nurse too. ;)
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-06-29 16:17 (UTC) ()
Unfortunately, he's married with four kids. ;)


ETA: Oh, and twenty-eight.

Edited at 2009-06-29 16:18 (UTC)
Loony Loopy Lea Lovegood
chickadilly at 2009-06-29 16:42 (UTC) ()
That's ... um ... I can't think of the right words for what that is.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-06-29 17:17 (UTC) ()
WRONG might come close.
Loony Loopy Lea Lovegood
chickadilly at 2009-06-29 17:35 (UTC) ()
Wrong almost seems too easy though, ya know? I mean I look at that and think ... "WTF?"

Actually perhaps my Picard icon can sum it up ... ;)
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-06-29 17:44 (UTC) ()

Curt Wild agrees with Picard

Also, A World of OMFGNO.

Edited at 2009-06-29 17:44 (UTC)
Loony Loopy Lea Lovegood
chickadilly at 2009-06-30 01:15 (UTC) ()

Re: Curt Wild agrees with Picard

I clearly have too much time on my hands but I made your requested icon ...

Photobucket

try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-06-30 01:29 (UTC) ()

Re: Curt Wild agrees with Picard

Hehehee! Thank you! *twirls and dances but does NOT SHOOT BABIES*
I Am Canadian
dragonflymuse at 2009-06-30 00:22 (UTC) ()
That is the most obnoxious looking device I have ever seen.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-06-30 00:24 (UTC) ()
Imagine being in labour and having to SIT in it. Talk about defying gravity.
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