What is your salad dressing of choice?
Something fruity and exotic, like mango-miso. If not that, a good honey mustard. And oddly, for plain boring iceberg salad, I like plain, boring French.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Chick-fil-a, because of their fries. But there isn't one around here, so eh.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Crazy Burger, with Duffy's Tavern a close second.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
20%, unless the service is particularly horrible. I don't tip less for bad food. Not the waitstaff's fault how something's cooked.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Yogurt-strawberry-grapenut parfait combo thing I make.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Anchovies, onions and feta, at the same time. I call it the Halitosis Pizza.
What do you like to put on your toast?
What is your favorite type of gum?
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
Number of contacts in your email address book?
I dunno. I don't use it.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
I sometimes change my wallpaper several times a day. Right now it's this, cropped a bit. I'd cap my screen, but I can never figure out how.
What is your screensaver on your computer?
Slide show of my picture files. It's amusing to see a picture of some RL thing followed by Fraser in drag,followed by RL, followed by the Marauders playing strip poker, followed by Elton John in drag. *g*
How many televisions are in your house?
One that works. mr_t00by has one or two broken ones in his closet, I think.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
The juicer someone gave me that I haven gotten around to using yet.
What is the radio station you listen to the most?
NPR. Also Cool 102 aka Best Station Ever</a>, when I can get it in the car or think of listening live. Usually I just plug my iPod into my radio, though. Most of the stuff I listen to isn't played on
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
I've been told I have nice eyes. *shrugs*
you right handed or left handed?
Right, and I'm sad about that.
Do you like your smile?
Yeah, I guess.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
I had a tooth pulled once.
Would you like to?
I'd like to have work done on my face. I suppose they'd have to remove something. Skin.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
Groceries to the second floor.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No, but I passed out from heat exhaustion once.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Oh, gods no. That would freak me out.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Eileen. It's my middle name and I like it better.
How do you express your artistic side?
Writing, which I should be doing instead of this meme.
What color do you think you look best in?
Dark Green. Also black.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
I have no idea.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not that I recall.
If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?*ponders*
How often do you go to church?
Not at all at the moment. I need to pick a new church in the area.
Have you ever saved someone's life?
I don't think so.
Has someone ever saved yours?
Yeah. This guy. ETA: link changed to right one because I am incompetent.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for
Of course. In Winter, even.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Not a chance.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
I don't think so. I'm not much for being paid to change the way I live my life.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Possibly, but who would ask me?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
You couldn't pay me enough. I wouldn't do it, period.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
Yeah. It'd grow back, and I'd have five grand.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
TEN LAST QUESTIONS
1. Last thing you drank: Water
2. Last thing you ate: Kettle Corn
3. Last thing you read: An article on WWI.
4. Last thing you said: "See you later" to someone on phone
5. Last thing you put on: Pajamas. Yeah, I'm still in 'em.
6. Last thing you heard: Incessant truck-backing-up beeping outside.
7. Last thing you smelled: The kettle corn?
8. Last thing you touched: Except the computer? My cellphone.
9. Last thing you broke: A candy thermometer.
10. Last thing you watched on TV: Broadcast TV? Probably part of a baseball game. Otherwise, a first season ep of due South with patchfire, because she hadn't seen it in years (turns out she's got really bad for Diefenbaker). TV downloads? Episode 3.06 of Slings & Arrows. *tears up*
First word: My mum would know this. I forget.
First crush: A kid named Scott when I was five or six, because he could tell time and I was impressed. This is probably where my geeky intelligence fetish comes from. Smart is sexy, yessir.
First drunk: I was twelve and at a party at my dad's house drinking Sangria with a bunch of college girls, who told me there was no way I could get (and I still remember the quote) "sacked on Yago". Um. I did.
First job: Dishwasher at Dead Eye Dick's. At the time they had no automatic dishwasher. I lasted a week.
First child: see icon and also: