try to catch the deluge in a paper cup (primroseburrows) wrote,
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows

you gave me hope (not just the old soft soap); you showed that we could learn to share in time

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The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on a romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.</td>

"You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age"? Um, no. But most of the rest of this is really, really accurate. Like really.

"Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs."

Avoiding artists just isn't in the programme. My high-school type was the slightly eccentric longhaired starving artist drama geek with the copy of something like Catcher in the Rye or Walden or Stranger in a Strange Land in his back pocket. That's pretty much stayed the norm, although have I dated any recently? No. Besides. Not all artists are self-involved, y0. :)
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