Okay, so I said to topaz7 over here, and I quote, re: the Fourth of July:
"why isn't it called United States Day? Is it because we might actually forget that it's on July 4?... I mean, really, if I can remember Willie Nelson's birthday, I can remember the birthday of my own country."
Except that apparently? I can't:
Me to co-worker: So, we get time and a half today, right?
Co-worker: *practically gives the Evil Eye* Huh?
Me: Um. Yeah. Right, I meant Wednesday. Er.
Co-worker: *gives confused and possibly 'should I have this person committed now?' look*
Me: *scurries off*
Next vacation? I'm going to Philadelphia. Or Boston. Or Washington, DC.