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A Rebuttal to HR 847

Posted on 2007.15.12 at 07:44
where am I: Block Island
How I feel about it all: satisfiedsatisfied
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Whereas Pastafarianism, a religion of great significance to Americans and many other cultures and nationalities, is celebrated pretty much constantly by worshippers who have been Touched by His Noodly Appendage throughout the United States and the world;

Whereas there are countless Pastafarians in the United States, making The Flying Spaghetti Monster the Supreme Deity of A Whole Bunch of the American population;

Whereas there are a whole giant bunch more people throughout the world who revere the FSM, making Pastafarianism the coolest religion in the world and the religion of millions of geekdorks of the world population;

Whereas The FSM and his followers have contributed great and awesome stuff in every land and place touched by His Noodly Appendage

Whereas the United States, being founded as a constitutional republic in the traditions of western civilization, finds much in its history that points observers to complex carbohydrates;

Whereas on December 25 of each calendar year, American Christians observe Christmas, the holiday celebrating the birth of their savior, Jesus Christ, who is a good bud of the FSM;

Whereas for Pastafarians, Christmas is celebrated with a nice meal of whole-wheat lasagna (with plenty of gravy); and

Whereas many followers of the FSM throughout the United States and the rest of the world think it's a kickass idea to serve others: Now, therefore, be it

Resolved, That the House of Representatives--

(1) recognizes the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as one of the great religions of the world;

(2) expresses continued support for the continued work of the FSM in the United States and worldwide;

(3) acknowledges the international religious and historical importance of a crusty loaf of garlic bread fresh out of the oven;

(4) acknowledges and supports the role played by a rich, hearty marinara in the founding of the United States and in the formation of a healthy meal plan;

(5) rejects bigotry and persecution directed against followers of His Noodly Appendage, both in the United States and worldwide; and

(6) expresses its deepest respect to Pastafarians in the United States and throughout the world.

Comments:


Jess
aphephobia at 2007-12-15 11:15 (UTC) ()
Oh, if only you were a politician.

That would be the coolest thing EVER.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2007-12-15 13:03 (UTC) ()
If I were a politician, I'd probably keep losing my House keys.
Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS
meresy at 2007-12-15 11:36 (UTC) ()
I love you.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2007-12-15 13:06 (UTC) ()
Canada is a big supporter of the FSM, or so I hear.
Isis
isiscolo at 2007-12-15 12:53 (UTC) ()
I would applaud wildly, but these noodly appendages only make kind of wet slapping sounds when I try.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2007-12-15 13:39 (UTC) ()
*genuflects deeply in the presence of your icon*
Amy H. Sturgis
eldritchhobbit at 2007-12-15 16:26 (UTC) ()
Oh, well done. And - dare I say it? - saucy. ;)
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2007-12-16 00:12 (UTC) ()
*mops up yummy gravy*

Now I'm hungry. :)
peacey at 2007-12-16 22:46 (UTC) ()
Proof that Prim doesn't know that when you keep pounding a nail that's already flush to the wood, all you're doing is making noise that will make most people cover their ears.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2007-12-17 02:26 (UTC) ()
Probably true, but I can't resist the draw of His Noodly Appendage. ;)

*has no FSM icon, uses Cthulhu icon which is not the same thing at ALL*
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