You may or may not have noticed that the rest of Generation Jones are drifting on through middle age looking like real people who live on either side of fifty, as opposed to doing stuff like this:
Not complaining a bit, mind you; I just figured that maybe you didn't get the same memo as the rest of us.
Dear Memo Thief,
Kleptomania is undervalued. Carry on.
(link from _scally)
Oh, and look! I found the Giant Version! :)