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NBC: Ann Coulter not banned from Today Show


See, I have this theory about Ann Coulter, which is that she might not be the conservative blowhard she wants us to believe she is.

Maybe she's a "conservative author" in the way Stephen Colbert is a conservative talk-show host. Only she's more clandestine and wants to plant herself firmly in the midst of the ultra-right lunatic fringe and thereby parodize them in such a way that they can't say a thing about it without looking like idiots.

Because if she really IS like her persona, she's pretty much an idiot. And if she's really a liberal plant, she's way, way clever in the way she does it.


And now, a poll!

Poll #1326835 Deconstructing Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is:

A. a clever liberal plant.
0(0.0%)
B. the horse's arse she appears to be.
2(33.3%)
C. the female Stephen Colbert, only meaner.
0(0.0%)
D. lucky Canada allows her to exist on the same continent.
2(33.3%)
E. both A and C.
1(16.7%)
F. both C and D.
0(0.0%)
G. A, C, and D.
1(16.7%)
video killed the radio buttons.
0(0.0%)

Ann Coulter should:

come clean about her seekrit liberal identity
0(0.0%)
give Meresy's boyfriend an exclusive interview
0(0.0%)
be canonized.
0(0.0%)
be cannonized.
0(0.0%)
participate in a cage match with Rahm Emmanuel.
0(0.0%)
participate in a cage match with Paul Gross
0(0.0%)
sleep with Stephen Colbert.
0(0.0%)
watch Stephen Colbert participate in a 3-way cage match with Rahm Emmanuel and Paul Gross
1(16.7%)
hope Canada doesn't roll over one night and crush her.
1(16.7%)
Do something else which I'll mention in a comment.
0(0.0%)
this ticky voted for Barack Obama
0(0.0%)
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