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I don't want to do this anymore.

Posted on 2009.15.12 at 13:03

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primroseburrows at 2009-12-16 16:31 (UTC) ()

I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM A LOT

First, I move that the national bird of Dennis be the Norwegian Blue Parrot

Oh, yes. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage. Except that Dennis isn't anywhere near Norway. Except when it is. I rather like Norway, come to think of it.

the national insect be the half-bee (preferably ones named Eric)

Should Eric be the national half -insect? Or maybe the national insect, but for only half the country? Oh, the semi-decisions!

the national cheese be Venezuelan Beaver.

I don't know about this one. Dennis isn't (usually) located near Venezuela. Also, because of the Beaver reference, there is too much association with Stephen Harper (actually, any association with Stephen Harper is too much, IF you get my meaning).

May I suggest White Stilton (but oh, no, that sounds sort of racist)? Or perhaps Norwegian Jarlsberger, to tie in with the national bird (and because I rather like Norway). Yes! I quite like that.

the national "meat" be Spam

Bloody Vikings.

and the national anthem be "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life."

Without question.

Second, I move that supreme executive power of Dennis be decided by strange women who distribute swords while lying in ponds.

Here I refer you to the actual Words of Dennis:

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Edited at 2009-12-16 16:32 (UTC)
peacey at 2009-12-16 17:23 (UTC) ()

Re: I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM A LOT

Here I refer you to the actual Words of Dennis:

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


I cede the point. However, I do put forth that the ceremony which implements the mandate of the masses be set near water.

Also I cede that Eric be the half-insect, as well as White Stilton.

I also wish to implement an immediate ban of the People's Judean Front from the country of Dennis on account of the fact that they're complete splitters.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2009-12-16 21:41 (UTC) ()

Re: I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM A LOT

Right. Eric is the half-insect. All official business is to be conducted in the vicinity of lakes, streams, rivers, creeks, brooks, ponds, or oceans. If none are available they shall be held in the loo. White Stilton is a possibility if we can call it Multicultural Stilton.

I also wish to implement an immediate ban of the People's Judean Front from the country of Dennis on account of the fact that they're complete splitters.

Well, they do really really hate the Romans. Not sure if Dennisites (Denniseans?) do, though. We tend to like everyone. Except for those we don't.


Edited at 2009-12-16 21:46 (UTC)
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