I don't know if I'll be coming home soon, but if I do don't you tell her
The Parkington Sisters are so obscure they don't even have a Wikipedia page (!). This video is amazing on about a hundred levels. One of which is that Lydia Parkington (I think that's Lydia) is so gorgeous she can't possibly be real.
They're playing in Orleans in August. I may just have to go see them.