I love this survey...the challenge is to answer the questions using lyrics from one singer/songwriter/band. I picked the lovely and talented team of Elton John and Bernie Taupin.
1. ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?
Lady Luck rides a big red Cadillac,
Buys the hoedown show salt and beans
Goes to church to pray for Lucifer,
Milks the male population clean.
--No Shoestrings on Louise
2. DESCRIBE YOURSELF
Papa says that I'm a dreamer,
Says them skeeters bit me one too many times
3. HOW DO OTHER PEOPLE SEE YOU?
Lady Samatha glides like a tiger,
Over the hills with no one beside her.
No one comes near, they all live in fear
But Lady Samantha, she sheds only tears.
4. DESCRIBE YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
I used to know this old scarecrow,
he was my song, my joy and sorrow.
Cast along between the furrows of a field
no longer sown by anyone.
I held a dandelion that said the time had come
To leave upon the wind.
Not to return when Summer burned the earth again.
5. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING?
But the biggest kick I ever got,
was doin' a thing called the Crocodile Rock,
While the other kids were rockin' 'round the clock,
we were hoppin' and boppin' to the Crocodile Rock
6. DESCRIBE WHERE YOU LIVE
And in this vision of my home
the shingled beach did ring,
I saw the lights along the pier
that made my senses sing.
7. DESCRIBE HOW YOU LOVE
For I am a mirror, I can reflect the moon,
I will write songs for you, I'll be
your silver spoon.
I'm sorry I took your time, I am
the poem that doesn't rhyme.
Just turn back a page, I'll waste away...
8. SHARE SOME WORDS OF WISDOM
Love is the opening door,
Love is what we came here for;
No-one could offer you more;
Do you know what I mean?
Have your eyes really seen?