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More Religious Lyrics

Posted on 2004.01.01 at 00:01
How I feel about it all: mellowmellow
Soundtrack: Someone - What if God Smoked Cannabis?
In continuation of my Spiritual Lyric Journey:

If God had long hair and a goatee,
and if His eyes were pretty glazed;
if He looked spaced-out
would you buy His story?
Would you believe He had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked;
yeah, yeah, God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...


What if God smoked cannabis,
hit the bong like some of us,
drove a tye-died micro bus
and He subscribes to Rolling Stone...

When God made this place in the beginning
did He plant any seeds or did He put them there
for Adam and Eve so they'd be hungry
for the apple that the Snake
was always offering

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great.
Yeah, yeah. God smells good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you s'pose He had a buzz
when He made the platypus?
When He created Earth our home...
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
up there in Heaven on the throne,
and when the saints go marching home
maybe He sits and smokes a bone.



Happy twenty-ought four, everyone!

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