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Posted on 2004.03.01 at 14:02
How I feel about it all: nervousOMGSQUIRRELS!
Soundtrack: Dave Matthews Band - Everyday

Must go to work now, but before I do, let me just say the following:

 

THE SQUIRRELS IN MY YARD ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING MAJOR. THEY'RE ACTING MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS, AND THEIR NUMBERS ARE INCREASING. VERY SOON THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

 

 

 


Comments:


just dance
karabou at 2004-01-03 11:05 (UTC) ()
Augh!!!!! :O
Learning Curve
dragon_charmer at 2004-01-03 11:29 (UTC) ()
Squirrels are like that ... they look nice and cute, but in reality they are taking over.

The ones in my garden appear lovely but they are working at driving the guy in the flat above me mad by living in his loft. I have watched him come running down the stairs and rushing around the garden trying to scar them away. It's rather amusing actually. *g*
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-03 21:45 (UTC) ()
One or two squirrels are cute. This was an army. Eek.
The Foo Queen
erebor at 2004-01-03 11:32 (UTC) ()
Maybe they've had enough of Bush.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-03 21:42 (UTC) ()
Hmm. I dunno. They probably have their own political squabbles. They chatter at each other incessantly, and with the amount of them in my yard, get pretty loud.
closet_geek at 2004-01-03 13:43 (UTC) ()
When you come close, do they immediately stop muttering together and start to whistle innocently? ;)
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-03 21:40 (UTC) ()
If they could whistle, they probably would.

Instead, they just sit back and look cute. Or run off and try to get my dog to follow them.
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primroseburrows at 2004-01-03 21:41 (UTC) ()
*g*
sugarblaster
_plasticine at 2004-01-03 15:19 (UTC) ()
if they're anything like the squirrels at the abbey, i know exactly what you mean.
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primroseburrows at 2004-01-03 21:38 (UTC) ()
I've seen the squirrels at the Abbey.

I'm scared
Hard-headed Educator
sisyphus91 at 2004-01-03 20:22 (UTC) ()
Go join them. I bet they are having a blast. Just let me come live in the part of the world they give to you after the coup. :)
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-03 21:44 (UTC) ()
Hmm. Do I want to live in a tree and eat nuts and berries? Hmm.

I'll get back to you.
Nec timeo Nec Sperno
muffytaj at 2004-01-03 23:18 (UTC) ()
YES! EEEEEEEEVIL!
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primroseburrows at 2004-01-04 09:28 (UTC) ()
They're heeere! They almost stole my dog today, but I got her back.

I think they may have tampered with her mind, however.
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primroseburrows at 2004-01-06 04:11 (UTC) ()
Hmm...my dog ate tampons once. She had to have surgery because of it.

I blame the squirrels.
aliel at 2004-01-04 10:34 (UTC) ()
Take this from someone who lives in Squirrel Land,USA South Florida, the only way to get rid of evil, plotting squirrels (I had a few of them try to kidnap my turtle a few months ago), you have to put a stuffed animal that's a cat or something in a raccoon trap. They always go for it. Then take them all faaaaaar away from your house and set them free!
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-04 22:34 (UTC) ()
How many squirrels do I have to trap in this manner? 'Caus, liek, there are a lot of squirrels here.
aliel at 2004-01-05 16:02 (UTC) ()
Get about a quarter of them or enough to weaken their forces. Or you could buy a tranquilizer gun and go crazy!
let's get the seven lines.
bookshop at 2004-01-04 11:53 (UTC) ()
Hitchcock, anyone? *pops in The Birds*
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-04 22:35 (UTC) ()
Good...eeevening.
Sarah Smiles
sarahsmiles at 2004-01-05 20:01 (UTC) ()
Usually I blame the bloody vikings.
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primroseburrows at 2004-01-06 04:11 (UTC) ()
But I don't like Spam!
Sarah Smiles
sarahsmiles at 2004-01-06 06:27 (UTC) ()
my favorite girl in LOTR! nice icon.

As for spam. That's why they're to blame for everything.
"Lovely spam... wonderful spam!"
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