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Squirrel Update

Posted on 2004.04.01 at 12:29
How I feel about it all: scaredparanoid
Soundtrack: Elton John - Harmony
They're still here. Their numbers are large and growing still larger.

This morning, outside with my dog, I became oddly mesmerised by fluffy tails and fuzzy grey cuteness. When I looked back my dog was gone. Vanished, after what seemed like mere seconds.

We found her, after a short and frantic search (which involved me actually getting in the car and driving), wandering in the front of the house.

I fear They have tampered with her mind.

Comments:


ringomc at 2004-01-04 18:58 (UTC) ()
I think it's time to take drastic action. I suggest running out to your yard (with your eyes closed of course to avoid the squirrel hypnotism) and begin screaming "THE SQUIRRELS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!" repeatedly.

Remember, constant vigilance.
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-04 22:33 (UTC) ()
Hmm. I wonder what my neighbors would do?

Probably call the cops

One damn minute, Admiral.
trempnvt at 2004-01-05 07:47 (UTC) ()
You should sell them. When people refuse to buy, you should give them directions off a cliff with signs on the way down saying "You should have bought a squirrel!"
try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
primroseburrows at 2004-01-05 08:02 (UTC) ()
Hmm. I might just be sadistic broke enough to try it. Bwah.
One damn minute, Admiral.
trempnvt at 2004-01-05 09:24 (UTC) ()
Hahaha.
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